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This week Regis Jack talks about Super Bowl commercials, the Olympic opening ceremonies, Smallville, Google Buzz, a Man Locked in a box for 30 days, a naked man in the airport, panties for charity and other stuff.

Just like like this weeks show, the picture this weeks shows a line being drawn where it damn well shouldn’t be.  I mean, what was this guy thinking?  When does it seem right to paint a new white line through parking spaces at the mall?  Anyway, this weeks show introduces my new catch phrase, “After listening to us, you’ll want to scrub yourself down like a rape victim.”  Again I say WTF?

The timing of this episode was awkward (don’t ask), but that didn’t stop me.  I start off this week with a great quote (gotta be there to hear it) and then drone on about Super Bowl commercials – and for that I have 4 words, Betty White and Abe Vigoda.  Ok, technically that’s five words, if you include “and”, but I wasn’t so nah! (I was going to stick my tongue out and go TTTTHPBT, but I didn’t know how to spell it).  Also, instead of dialing 867-5309 (which is a prime number and Jenny’s number), I learned I can call Barney Stinson at 1-877-987-6401.

Back in the day, I started to watch Smallville.  But because it sucked, I stopped watching it and have only seen a few episodes.  I was surprised to find it was still on the air – but a friend of mine recommended watching because Daniel Jackson, my favorite Star Gater, was playing Hawkman in a Justice League style episode.  Very cool, if they kept up with that plot line, I’d probably keep watching.  Of course seeing Lois as a Stormtrooper (in the next episode) was definitely cool, even though her trooper armor sucked.

The Olympic ceremonies were very good this year, despite the fact of the malfunction at the very end when trying to light the torch – although it cannot measure up to China’s in the previous summer Olympics.

You will also learn this week that Google Buzz is more of a fizzle, there is no Saguaro in Texas (I thank the Rev Horton Heat for that info), and my new paper iPad is much better than the up and coming Apple device.

It turns out we won’t need security if more people ran around naked at the airport (no where to hide weapons, well not big ones), but we will if I put a sticky note on my monitor at work that says, “Don’t kill ALL of your coworkers”.  I also learned that Olympian, Hannah Teter, is selling her panties for charity.  Not the ones she is wearing, much to my chagrin, but a line of clothing.

And last but not least I talk about a man who is going to lock himself in a box for 30 days, 30 pounds of pot in Jesus pictures, electronic cigarette that are like sucking on antifreeze and that meal taste in your mouth may be from rectal itching.

This is episode #080 for Monday, February 15, 2010 and clocked in at 32 minutes, 48 seconds.

This week Regis Jack rants about moving, Torchwood, Harry Potter, Crackpot and Buzzkill (in the morning) and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

Moving sucks.  End of line. It sucks.  Next time, I’m paying someone to move all my shhhhhhhtuff. The new Regisville Studios are up and running in good form this week, as I broadcast from the Sassy Green room.

So I haven’t watched Torchwood Children of Earth yet (KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!) but I have seen the new Harry Potter movie, which mad no sense whatsoever.  Moon is out, but I can’t see it yet, So You Think You Can Dance still captures my attention, while Big Brother 11 is BORING!!!!!

The Carolina 501st Garrison’s own Renaissance Trooper showed up at the first annual Wilkes Library Con!

Check out The People’s Court Raw site if you have a dispute.

Also, check out Crackpot and Buzzkill (“In the morning!”) on No Agenda.  They talk about swine flu conspiracies, forced vaccinations in the US, government cover ups (I mean bills) and all sorts of relevant stuff.

Also check out this site for 80′s cover songs you may be missing.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #056 for Monday, July 27, 2009 and clocked in at 36 minutes 53 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!