Posts Tagged ‘sex’

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This week Facebook Timeline, Sex with 3000 people, naked people, underage strippers, WoW and other stuff.

Now when I say “Sex with 3000 People”, I’m not talking about myself.  I mean, holy crap!  Who has the time for that?  My penis get’s tired just thinking about it.  I’m sure at first it’s fun, but after about 20, my outie turns into an innie to protect me.  Now at this point in the “show notes” or whatever you want to call this, I’m just typing to figure out why the share tool i’m using in wordpress won’t always post the podcast blog text when I share on Facebook.  Some of my posts work absolutely fine, but others are not.  It’s a pain in the ass and makes we want to drop WordPress altogether.  It’s not just the plugin either.  It’s the page itself.  Some have the correct meta tags and some do not, even though they are posted the exact same.

This is episode #151 for Monday, Jan 2, 2012 and clocked in at 31 minutes, 11 seconds

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This week Regis Jack talks about Steve Job’s “Freedom from Porn”, Antichrist (the movie), SGU Music, Alcohol and other stuff.

This weeks podcast may seem a bit depressing at times, but that’s just the way it goes.  So get your shotgun ready, lock yourself in a dark room, and listen to this weeks podcast.  I start out on Steve Job’s now famous email where he says we need, “Freedom from porn,” which I total agree with.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against porn, but it should be completely our choice.  I spend a fair amount of time discussing the movie Antichrist, starring Willem Dafoe.  I streamed it HD from netflix last week and let me tell you – it’s not for the timid.  It contains explicit sex, sexual related violence and other horrific elements.  It’s one of the few films in existence where I could feel the director/writer expressing his feelings through the movie.  It was an awesome experience, but also a very disturbing one.

Next I move on to a happier note, the music of SGU.  Recently there has been contemporary music used in the episodes that have been perfect to express the depressive tone of the episodes.  Songs like, “Worst Day Since Yesterday” by Flogging Molly, “Now Comes the Night” by Rob Thomas, and “Agony” by the Eeels are some of the best songs I’ve heard in a long time and have really helped to convey the emotions of the episodes.

But that’s not all, I tell some stories related to Alcohol, Drugs, and Facebook.

This weeks picture is from the Neil Armstrong Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio.

This is episode #090 for Monday, May 31, 2010 and clocked in at 36 minutes, 27 seconds.

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This week Regis Jack talks about how his podcast can cause possible swelling of the feet and suicidal thoughts, naked men (to which I say ewwww), sex with 12,775 women, zombies have free speech and other stuff.

This weeks random picture comes from the inside of a Nascar race car.  Yes, it’s the correct orientation.  I’m assuming the gauges are like that so when they are functioning normally they all point up, so the driver can glance and know if things are good or bad.  Of course that doesn’t explain the RPM gauge, I’ll think about that for a while.

You’re so vain, I bet you think this podcast is about you.  Ok, maybe not. But I do issue a warning at the start of this podcast, of which, the entire contents of this warning can be read at the end of this post.

This was a strange episode as I bounced around, not just on my ball, but on topics – maybe that’s not strange – maybe that’s just me.  I’ll let you decide.  I talk about Craig Ferguson and his experimental show, with no audience – much like this podcast!  If you missed it, you can watch it here, it was the episode recorded on 2/23/10 (and aired on 2/24/10).  Its just him, Stephen Fry and 2 snake mugs.  Just add John Barrowman and DAMN! You’ve got yourself one hell of a show.

I talk quite a bit about Chat Roulette (the website).  I don’t include a link here; I’m sure you can find it on your own.  It’s been said it’s the future of the web, but I see it’s still the past.  Random webcams, random strangers, random crap.  Expect to see naked men (ewwwww) but also expect to find some people who aren’t rude or naked – they are civilized! OMFR! (that’s short for Oh My Fucking Regis).  It’s strange how random people can speak and see each other for just a few minutes but leave a much longer impression.  So far I’ve, listened to something called the ‘Partyboy Remix’ with some punk, talked with an actual girl for a few minutes, texted with “the King”, seen way too many gentleman’s equipment, texted with a few other people for a while.  It’s interesting, even if you only get a second before your “Nexted”.

As for news stories this week, I talk about the beautiful Madeleine Dupont from the Denmark Curling team.  I know she has an older sister Denise (who is also beautiful), but Madeleine makes curling interesting to watch.  A recent biography of Warren Beatty says he slept with 12,775 women.  That’s one woman each day for 35 years, or in his case, one women every 1.5 days since he was 18.  Of course I’m sure he’s doubled up (or more) to help give him a break.  With that much sex, I’m sure there were some duplicates, trannies, under 18 girls and such.  I mean who has time to check their id?  I talk about how this year is NOT a leap year (big shock), how Carly Simon is still alive and still so vain, I tell a bunch of really, really, really awful jokes, Jerry Springer, female only toliets, zombies with free speech, and much more.

Here is a great video of Gillian Cooke, who ripped out the ass end of her spandex bobsled suit showing her official Olympic thong (in HD).

This is episode #082 for Monday, March 1, 2010 and clocked in at 44 minutes, 05 seconds.

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TRJE 079: Back Asswards [ 40:24 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (again), a Jolie/Lady Gaga sex romp, Moon with Sam Rockwell, Teen auctions virginity, and shoes with sperm on them (yes, I said it).

This week’s podcast may seem a bit strange, but as you can see from the picture this week (a message I received from Farmville), strange is what it’s all about.  And while my focus may have drifted during the podcast, I did manage to talk a bit more about the iPad, but don’t worry, I didn’t spend too much time on it and I’ll probably keep talking about it for the next few months until I get one.

I am going to appear at StellarCon 34 in High Point, NC on Saturday, March 6, 2010 (just in case you are reading this in 2011, just letting you know it’s this year, not next year).  And while there are a plethora of guests this year, I, unfortunately am not one of them.  But that won’t prevent me from showing up and signing autographs – just look me up.  I’ll be happy to sign most any body part (you too ladies).  The place isn’t that big, and I’ll be hard to miss.  I’ll be one of the few people dressed normally! or I’ll be in a kilt or I’ll be a Stormtrooper. Who knows!

I watched Moon with Sam Rockwell the other day.  I really like Sam Rockwell, so if he is in any movie, I’ll like it.  It’s a very strange, 2001ish movie.  And by that I mean director Duncan Jones must have watched 2001 about 2,001 times before making this film.  But still, I liked it.

I also talk about Angelina Jolie allegedly having sex with Lady Gaga – I’ll give you a minute to think about that…… ……. ……. And as if that wasn’t enough, I found a story about a guy trying to get his naked picture removed from Google Maps – which is strange as I have been trying to get my naked picture on Google Maps for years. Also, a girl auctions her virginity for tuition money (and yes it was a legal transaction), an Ohio man has sex with dead people, Australia censors demand large breasted porn stars and much more!

Oh yes, check out http://gravitydefyer.com/.  Not only does this place sell sneakers with a sperm on the side, their frickin’ logo has sperm as the G and the D.  Don’t take my word for it, take a look.  It’s unbelievably embarrassing. But think of what could be worse.  You may have ordered a pair of these shoes (they actually look cool) and it’s not until you are out with your friends when they say, “Dude, why is there sperm on your shoes?” and you’re the butt (haha) of everyone’s jokes from then on.

If you enjoy the podcast half as much as I enjoyed recording it, then I would have enjoyed it twice as much as you – I think – my math sucks.

This is episode #079 for Monday, February, 8, 2010 and clocked in at 40 minutes, 24 seconds.