Posts Tagged ‘satan’

 

 TRJE 066: Mr Loaf Talks To The Light [37:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Dexter, Flash Forward, New Trailers (Nightmare/Crazies), Monster Cereals and other stuff.

This week I start out talking about the old days of the podcast when we used to known as Satan’s Jello Chunks (I love that name).  I watch some new trailers, Nightmare on Elm Street and The Crazies, both “re-imagines” of the originals and both looking very good.

Dexter is starting out great this year, some spoilers on this are in the podcast so be prepared.  I inadvertently watched The Practice which is a show with really really bad transitions between scenes. Enough to make me never want to watch it again.  Community was funny this week, but the network is moving it’s time slot, so I may never see it again.  Flash Forward is still hanging in there, even if the people in the show are stupid.  Ghosthunters had a special celebrity guest this week, but not even that can help that show anymore – it’s not like it used to be.

I go off on a rant about cereals, including my favorites, Boo Berry, Count Chocula, Frankenberrie, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy – the ultimate collection of monster cereals.

My PS3 still has BluRay issues, just like everyone else on the net, but Sony has yet to release a fix.  My girlfriend wants a puppy, but I’m not sure if they are Mac compatible and I still have time for several odd stories.

This is episode 066 for Monday, October 5, 2009 and clocked in at 37 minutes 26 seconds.

Warning: This is not meant to be read by children or anyone who is offended by, well anything.

It’s that time of year when we celebrate the man of the season, that jolly old elf, the stranger from the manger – wait, strike that last one, that’s what Christmas is REALLY about.  I’m talking about Kris Kringle, aka Saint Nickolas (or just St. Nick for short), aka Father Christmas, aka Santa Claus.

No matter what name you refer to him as, he will always be Santa Claus to me.  And when I think of him I think of the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, his elves that make the toys, his sleigh and flying reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph (by a strange coincidence those are the name of the strippers I saw last night).  But the most important thought that comes to mind is that Santa is magic for children, but not for me.  For me, I see his evil purpose.

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 Satan's Jello Chunks 026: Xmas Spectacular [30:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Xmas, Xmas, Xmas and only Xmas.

*** Show Notes ***

This weeks special Xmas spectacular may be offensive to some.  But basically, you will find out that Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ, Xmas is pronounced, “Christmas,” Retail has destroyed the spirit of Xmas, the 12 drugs of Xmas (give new meaning to White Xmas), Santa and notes of the similarities between Santa and Satan.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #026 for Saturday, December 20, 2008 and clocked in at 30 minutes 0 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!