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Warning: This is not meant to be read by children or anyone who is offended by, well anything.

It’s that time of year when we celebrate the man of the season, that jolly old elf, the stranger from the manger – wait, strike that last one, that’s what Christmas is REALLY about.  I’m talking about Kris Kringle, aka Saint Nickolas (or just St. Nick for short), aka Father Christmas, aka Santa Claus.

No matter what name you refer to him as, he will always be Santa Claus to me.  And when I think of him I think of the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, his elves that make the toys, his sleigh and flying reindeer – Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph (by a strange coincidence those are the name of the strippers I saw last night).  But the most important thought that comes to mind is that Santa is magic for children, but not for me.  For me, I see his evil purpose.

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 Satan's Jello Chunks 026: Xmas Spectacular [30:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Xmas, Xmas, Xmas and only Xmas.

*** Show Notes ***

This weeks special Xmas spectacular may be offensive to some.  But basically, you will find out that Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ, Xmas is pronounced, “Christmas,” Retail has destroyed the spirit of Xmas, the 12 drugs of Xmas (give new meaning to White Xmas), Santa and notes of the similarities between Santa and Satan.

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This is episode #026 for Saturday, December 20, 2008 and clocked in at 30 minutes 0 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!