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TRJE 081: Jesus' Junk

 

This week Regis Jack talks about Pauly Shore, Olympic Curling, Family Guy, Palin, the iPad, Jesus and other stuff.

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I don’t have a real good story about the above picture. Its a close up of my puppy.  Isn’t she cute.  Anyway…..

This weeks episode was delayed one full day because of Pauly Shore.  Not that he did anything to stop me personally, but I had tickets to go see him on Monday and wanted to be able to talk about him in the podcast, so I waited, and waited and now, here I am!!!!!!  Exciting isn’t it?  Ok, well maybe not that much, but it was great to see Pauly Shore again, the last time I saw him he was dead.  Well, not actually dead, but in “Pauly Shore is Dead”, check it out.  What was interesting was that my girlfriend had no idea who he was.  I mean come on, the weasel?  Who doesn’t know him, buuuuuuuuuddddy.

Anyway, he appeared at the local comedy zone and man was he funny.  Makes me wish he was working on Bio Dome 2.  He had 2, count them, 2 opening acts.  The first, Sandy Danto, was pretty funny.  He was great to warm up the, just started drinking crowd.  After him was Carlos Valencia.  My girlfriend didn’t find him too funny.  But then, the weasel himself appeared, sober and funny as hell.  This was the second show that night, so he was loose and screwed up a few times – but still great.

Last week was full of events in the Olympics, but I have to say I have become addicted to curling and not just because of the hot women from Denmark (although that does help), but because it is such a strange thing to watch.

I do talk about 10 things some guy from eweek.com thinks is wrong with the iPad, but I think he doesn’t understand what it is.  It’s like saying my car isn’t any good because it’s not a boat.

I do get off on a few rants about Palin, downs syndrome on Family Guy (and how there wasn’t any jokes about it), Elton John and gay Jesus, bodypainting in SI (with painted nipples and tightly closed legs), William Shatner and Tiger Woods (not as a couple, but individually) and http://8bitcollective.com/

I tell a story about Fett from my friend The budget Geek and the podcast with a disgusting story about a guy with a split tongue.

This is episode #081 for Tuesday, February 23, 2010 and clocked in at 43 minutes, 04 seconds.

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