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TRJE 148: Occupy Bajingo

This week – Vaginas and Breasts, the Occupy Movements including (occupycoke.com), porn, and way too much talk about politics.

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The picture this week is a GPS trace of my walking through the Amazing Maize Maze.  It is interesting to see all the different places we walked.  It was a total of 1.8 miles of darkness, corn and cold.  Absolutely Awesome!  Of course I don’t talk about this at all during the podcast.  Instead I talk about my new iPhone 4s (pronounced fours), it’s ability to track me (not only through a corn maze, but my GF can check up on me), it’s inability to give me head and it’s usefulness along with a whole bunch of other crap.  But don’t fret, in my twitter feed is a couple of links to topless girls.

This is episode #148 for Monday, Oct 24, 2011 and clocked in at 44 minutes, 11 seconds

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TRJE 127: Obi Wan’s Penis

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This week Regis Jack talks about Ewan McGregor equipment, Sucker Punch, his iPad2 and other stuff.

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I apologize upfront for my extended discussion on Ewan’s lightsaber, I also go into depth on Sucker Punch.  I did like the movie and thought the line between reality and fantasy were quite clear – although not as cool as the previews make it look.  After all that I discuss my new iPad2, naked women, portable porn and other stuff.

This is episode #127 for Monday, April 11, 2011 and clocked in at 34 minutes, 54 seconds.

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TRJE 083: Pipe Cleaner Dragon

This week Regis Jack talks about Alice In Wonderland, Tron Legacy, Defendor, Stellar Con and the Dog Whisperer Porn connection.Regisjack

Went to StellarCon just over a week ago and saw some pretty interesting things, I took a few pictures (not many), but check them out.  Any, besides selling my self as a podcaster/whore (or should I say whore/podcaster) I did manage to do a podcast (unlike last week where I failed miserably and had to cut myself while sitting in a dark room with a shotgun).  Sometimes I feel like rockstar, unfortunately sometimes that’s Kurt Cobain.

At StellarCon, one of the smallest con’s I’ve ever seen that is incredibly packed lots of people and best selling authors, I talked with several people and figured I mention them in the podcast along with links to them.  They are selling themselves just like me, so it’s the least I can do to help a fellow whore.  First of all I did pickup issues 4 – 12 of The Devil’s Panties from artist/author Jennie Breeden.  Her site say’s “It’s not satanic porn, honest!” but I’ll let you decide.  I really like her work and she’s pretty cool.  Also, I mispronounce her name like 40 different times in the podcast – how unprofessional of me (hehehehe).

The next most impressive or at least equally impressive person at StellarCon that I met was Ryan M. Jones.  He creates things from pipecleaners.  He was working on dragon with about a 2 foot wingspan. He also had a great figure of Hellboy – very detailed.  Very good work.  I would have loved to buy one, but I don’t have a place for one.  I do plan on requesting a custom figure (he can do almost anything) and order one from him – just as soon as I think of something cool – WAIT!  I just did!  I need to write down! (but no here, I don’t what any of you stealing my cool idea).

I met a fellow book whore, CL Roberts who was giving away a free copy of this book. So if you were not the lucky winner (or unlucky – I don’t know I haven’t read it), you can go to his site and read the first few chapters for free.

I did some miscellaneous running around and gathered info for the follow sites: Comics & Toys, the USS Bonaventure, Charlotte Area Paranormal Society, Winston-Salem Paranormal Society and Beautiful Brains Books & Games.

Even after all that I managed to see Alice in Wonderland in Digital 3-D, and while it’s a wonderful movie with wonderful actors – I felt it wasn’t dark enough for a Tim Burton movie.  And no one had scissors for hands – how disappointing.  I also did not see the beauty of 3-D for this film.  While 3-d may have been perfect for Final Destination, I felt it did not do the movie justice. I would rather have not worn the glasses and saw the vibrant colors more.  There were some CGI issues that took me out of the film, but overall the people kept me in it.

What’s more important then Alice was the trailer for  Tron Legacy in 3-D!!!!! That is awesome and I am dying to see it – in IMAX 3-D!  I’m there!

Anyway, that’s all for this show, —- wait, I almost forgot.  Ginger Lynn was on the Dog Whisperer.  How sweet is that?

This is episode #083 for Monday, March 15, 2010 and clocked in at 34 minutes, 30 seconds.

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TRJE 063: Complainers

This week Regis Jack rants about people who complain but don’t do anything about it, Serena’s outburst, “faster then the internet” pigeons and other stuff.

This weeks takes a turn towards political without actually being some sort of repub or democ agenda.  I talk a little bit about the lack of respect for the president – I mean someone put a Hitler mustache on Obama to complain about the health care reform.  Really? Compare a mass murdering fuckhead to someone trying to fix health care?  If you think he’s wrong, that’s fine and great – express it respectfully.  Stay away from Adolph.

After my little rant, I go on to tackle some of life’s stories, such as:

  • Serana Williams’ meltdown ends her bid at the US open
  • Rep Joe Wilson’s “You Lie” remark
  • Teens playing porn DVD at Wal-Mart
  • Ohio official joking about castrating someone
  • A pigeon in South Africa carries a 2 gig thumb drive to it’s destination faster then it could be uploaded
  • Man sited for cursing in public under 1887 law
  • M*A*S*H writer, producer Larry Gelbart died last week
  • Aliens, Zombies and Stormtroopers try to break Thriller world record
  • Bank needs thumb print from armless man
  • The world’s oldest bible online
  • Humanclock.com uses old Tandy computer for web server
  • and I’m sure there was something else

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #063 for Monday, September 14, 2009 and clocked in at 37 minutes 26 seconds. 

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TRJE 040: More Stuff

This week Regis Jack rants about other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

This week I stray away from TV and movies and focus on the odd new stories that get my attention.  I talk about Obama’s bad joke on Leno, space station woes, giant spiders at the grocery store, navel collisions, a dog that eats money, a soccer fan shooting a player, and even a porn star stripping to protest the financial crisis.

Some would call this a filler episode – I call it, well, a filler episode.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #040 for Saturday, March 28, 2009 and clocked in at 26 minutes 30 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

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