Posts Tagged ‘police’

TRJE 132: Let’s See Those Panties

This week Regis Jack talks about  No Agenda’s 300th episode, Geoff Smith’s music, Friendly UK Police, Thor, a website’s Pro Rape Stance, a phallic cross and other stuff.

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The rattle is composed of a series of nested, hollow beads which are actually modified scales from the tail tip. Each time the snake sheds its skin, a new rattle segment is added. They may shed their skins several times a year depending on food supply and growth rates. Newborn rattlesnakes (pre-button) do not have functional rattles; it is not until after they have shed their skin for the first time that they gain an additional bead, which beats against the first bead, known as the button, to create the rattling sound. Adult snakes may lose their rattles on occasion, but more appear at each molting. If the rattle absorbs enough water in wet weather, it will not make noise.

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This is episode #132 for Monday, May 16, 2011 and clocked in at 33 minutes, 54 seconds.

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TRJE 078: Maxi iPad

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (and it’s subsequent religious following), real arcade games, pants on the ground, police stealing money over the smell and other stuff.

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Apple announced the long awaited, but well known iPad this week.  Except for the name it’s pretty cool – I give you the good, the bad and the jokes about it.  And after that I still find some time to talk about real arcade games (like Pac-Mac, Donkey Kong, Asteroids, – you damn kids have no idea how fun those were), the song/man from “Pants On The Ground” (the AI song, not my fantasy for all women) and I found a new story about how Police “legally” acquired a million dollars from someone, just because of the smell.

All that and a few more bits on this weeks podcast.

And what the hell is that symbol on my blazer (pictured above)?  That’s the melting pattern for snow after I run the engine for a while.

Also, the iPad joke, well one of many jokes, is about the larger version coming next year, known as the Max iPad – get it? – Maxipad?  Well, just in case you wondered, I do get it, but I figured saying Maxi iPad would make people say, “Shouldn’t that be Max iPad to be funny?” and that’s my goal.  If you question it, maybe you’ll remember it and maybe you’ll remember me.

This is episode #078 for Wednesday, February 3, 2010 and clocked in at 42 minutes, 18 seconds.

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TRJE 074: Not Sober

This week Regis Jack talks about Adam Lambert, a bunch -o- TV shows, Sexting (Glee Style) and other stuff.

Note: No matter what you hear during this episode, no drinking was involved.

I start this week talking about Adam Lambert and his “gay kiss” – WTF is a “gay kiss”?  Is it different than a “normal” kiss?  I saw the kiss and I kiss that way; so I guess I’ll have to tell my Girlfriend we do a lot of “gay” kissing.  Anyway – Adam is back and awesome as ever.

I talk briefly about Star Wars the Clone Wars, SGU (Khaaaaan!!!!), New Moon (I didn’t see it), Scrubs, Glee (with Sexting), Flash Forward, V, Better off Ted, Caprica, Discovery Channel bug shows, and the 1945 movie, The Picture of Dorian Gray – which was great.

I also spend sometime talking about www.peopleofwalmart.com and what you can expect to find there and then I go off the deep end talking about stealing candy bars from the police, NOT talking to the police, a groom texting during his wedding, the unfortunate lessons girls learned from the Twilight movies, the Jesus Iron, leaving your kid in the car while going into a strip club, and other stuff.

This is episode #074 for Monday, December 7, 2009 and clocked in at 40 minutes 26 seconds.

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