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This week Regis Jack talks about Super Bowl commercials, the Olympic opening ceremonies, Smallville, Google Buzz, a Man Locked in a box for 30 days, a naked man in the airport, panties for charity and other stuff.

Just like like this weeks show, the picture this weeks shows a line being drawn where it damn well shouldn’t be.  I mean, what was this guy thinking?  When does it seem right to paint a new white line through parking spaces at the mall?  Anyway, this weeks show introduces my new catch phrase, “After listening to us, you’ll want to scrub yourself down like a rape victim.”  Again I say WTF?

The timing of this episode was awkward (don’t ask), but that didn’t stop me.  I start off this week with a great quote (gotta be there to hear it) and then drone on about Super Bowl commercials – and for that I have 4 words, Betty White and Abe Vigoda.  Ok, technically that’s five words, if you include “and”, but I wasn’t so nah! (I was going to stick my tongue out and go TTTTHPBT, but I didn’t know how to spell it).  Also, instead of dialing 867-5309 (which is a prime number and Jenny’s number), I learned I can call Barney Stinson at 1-877-987-6401.

Back in the day, I started to watch Smallville.  But because it sucked, I stopped watching it and have only seen a few episodes.  I was surprised to find it was still on the air – but a friend of mine recommended watching because Daniel Jackson, my favorite Star Gater, was playing Hawkman in a Justice League style episode.  Very cool, if they kept up with that plot line, I’d probably keep watching.  Of course seeing Lois as a Stormtrooper (in the next episode) was definitely cool, even though her trooper armor sucked.

The Olympic ceremonies were very good this year, despite the fact of the malfunction at the very end when trying to light the torch – although it cannot measure up to China’s in the previous summer Olympics.

You will also learn this week that Google Buzz is more of a fizzle, there is no Saguaro in Texas (I thank the Rev Horton Heat for that info), and my new paper iPad is much better than the up and coming Apple device.

It turns out we won’t need security if more people ran around naked at the airport (no where to hide weapons, well not big ones), but we will if I put a sticky note on my monitor at work that says, “Don’t kill ALL of your coworkers”.  I also learned that Olympian, Hannah Teter, is selling her panties for charity.  Not the ones she is wearing, much to my chagrin, but a line of clothing.

And last but not least I talk about a man who is going to lock himself in a box for 30 days, 30 pounds of pot in Jesus pictures, electronic cigarette that are like sucking on antifreeze and that meal taste in your mouth may be from rectal itching.

This is episode #080 for Monday, February 15, 2010 and clocked in at 32 minutes, 48 seconds.