Posts Tagged ‘olympics’

This week Regis Jack talks about Pauly Shore, Olympic Curling, Family Guy, Palin, the iPad, Jesus and other stuff.

I don’t have a real good story about the above picture. Its a close up of my puppy.  Isn’t she cute.  Anyway…..

This weeks episode was delayed one full day because of Pauly Shore.  Not that he did anything to stop me personally, but I had tickets to go see him on Monday and wanted to be able to talk about him in the podcast, so I waited, and waited and now, here I am!!!!!!  Exciting isn’t it?  Ok, well maybe not that much, but it was great to see Pauly Shore again, the last time I saw him he was dead.  Well, not actually dead, but in “Pauly Shore is Dead”, check it out.  What was interesting was that my girlfriend had no idea who he was.  I mean come on, the weasel?  Who doesn’t know him, buuuuuuuuuddddy.

Anyway, he appeared at the local comedy zone and man was he funny.  Makes me wish he was working on Bio Dome 2.  He had 2, count them, 2 opening acts.  The first, Sandy Danto, was pretty funny.  He was great to warm up the, just started drinking crowd.  After him was Carlos Valencia.  My girlfriend didn’t find him too funny.  But then, the weasel himself appeared, sober and funny as hell.  This was the second show that night, so he was loose and screwed up a few times – but still great.

Last week was full of events in the Olympics, but I have to say I have become addicted to curling and not just because of the hot women from Denmark (although that does help), but because it is such a strange thing to watch.

I do talk about 10 things some guy from eweek.com thinks is wrong with the iPad, but I think he doesn’t understand what it is.  It’s like saying my car isn’t any good because it’s not a boat.

I do get off on a few rants about Palin, downs syndrome on Family Guy (and how there wasn’t any jokes about it), Elton John and gay Jesus, bodypainting in SI (with painted nipples and tightly closed legs), William Shatner and Tiger Woods (not as a couple, but individually) and http://8bitcollective.com/

I tell a story about Fett from my friend The budget Geek and the podcast with a disgusting story about a guy with a split tongue.

This is episode #081 for Tuesday, February 23, 2010 and clocked in at 43 minutes, 04 seconds.

This week Regis Jack talks about Super Bowl commercials, the Olympic opening ceremonies, Smallville, Google Buzz, a Man Locked in a box for 30 days, a naked man in the airport, panties for charity and other stuff.

Just like like this weeks show, the picture this weeks shows a line being drawn where it damn well shouldn’t be.  I mean, what was this guy thinking?  When does it seem right to paint a new white line through parking spaces at the mall?  Anyway, this weeks show introduces my new catch phrase, “After listening to us, you’ll want to scrub yourself down like a rape victim.”  Again I say WTF?

The timing of this episode was awkward (don’t ask), but that didn’t stop me.  I start off this week with a great quote (gotta be there to hear it) and then drone on about Super Bowl commercials – and for that I have 4 words, Betty White and Abe Vigoda.  Ok, technically that’s five words, if you include “and”, but I wasn’t so nah! (I was going to stick my tongue out and go TTTTHPBT, but I didn’t know how to spell it).  Also, instead of dialing 867-5309 (which is a prime number and Jenny’s number), I learned I can call Barney Stinson at 1-877-987-6401.

Back in the day, I started to watch Smallville.  But because it sucked, I stopped watching it and have only seen a few episodes.  I was surprised to find it was still on the air – but a friend of mine recommended watching because Daniel Jackson, my favorite Star Gater, was playing Hawkman in a Justice League style episode.  Very cool, if they kept up with that plot line, I’d probably keep watching.  Of course seeing Lois as a Stormtrooper (in the next episode) was definitely cool, even though her trooper armor sucked.

The Olympic ceremonies were very good this year, despite the fact of the malfunction at the very end when trying to light the torch – although it cannot measure up to China’s in the previous summer Olympics.

You will also learn this week that Google Buzz is more of a fizzle, there is no Saguaro in Texas (I thank the Rev Horton Heat for that info), and my new paper iPad is much better than the up and coming Apple device.

It turns out we won’t need security if more people ran around naked at the airport (no where to hide weapons, well not big ones), but we will if I put a sticky note on my monitor at work that says, “Don’t kill ALL of your coworkers”.  I also learned that Olympian, Hannah Teter, is selling her panties for charity.  Not the ones she is wearing, much to my chagrin, but a line of clothing.

And last but not least I talk about a man who is going to lock himself in a box for 30 days, 30 pounds of pot in Jesus pictures, electronic cigarette that are like sucking on antifreeze and that meal taste in your mouth may be from rectal itching.

This is episode #080 for Monday, February 15, 2010 and clocked in at 32 minutes, 48 seconds.

Movies, TV, fake social sites, Dragon*Con and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

Steve Jobs (again!); TV Show Spotlight (2008 Olympics, Democratic Convention, 90210, BB10); Notable News Stories (which includes virus’s or is it virusees?); Fake FaceBook and MySpace pages; Dragon*Con 2008 – in progress report;

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This is episode #010 for Saturday, August 30, 2008 and clocked in at 34 minutes 14 seconds.  For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

Movies, TV, Mark Sean Ohare, Cylons and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

P.S. I Love You
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Mark Sean O’Hare in IMDB
Beijing 2008 Olympics Google Search
BSG: The Final Cylon Solution

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This is episode #007 for Saturday, August 9, 2008 and clocked in at 31 minutes 37 seconds.  For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!