Posts Tagged ‘naked’

This week Regis Jack talks about some guy named Lebron James, the question, “You Want Fries with That?”, dead flies for dinner, a fireworks traffic jam, “The Last Answer” by Isaac Asimov and some other stuff.

This week is a bit shorter because I spent much of the week with software issues and lost focus on the podcast/blog.  But I do find out who Lebron James is, I go off on a rant about someone disrespecting working in fast food and I talk about how there were dead flies at my table at Chilies.

After seeing a great fireworks show at Carowinds (the home of the Intimidator ) I felt as if the zombie apocalypse had started but it turned out I was just stuck in deadlock traffic trying to get out of the parking lot.  George Lucas is suing a laser company because they have a “laser” that resembles the hilt of a light saber – and I have to say – it DOES!  And is so freaking cool I may actually buy one of these.

I’m sure I talked about some other crap too, but I did read a short piece by Isaac Asimov which is absolutely awesome and I have included the link so you can read it too.

Read “The Last Answer” by Isaac Asimov

This is episode #096 for Monday, July 12, 2010 and clocked in at 23 minutes, 04 seconds.

This week Regis Jack talks about The Last Airbender (sucked), the newest Harry Potter trailer (cool), some unusual British and non-British TV shows, the Paranormal 2 trailer, How the iPhone 4 was built by God and some other stuff.

It’s been a lazy weekend and I’ve spent much of the time watching movies and TV, including The IT Crowd, Middleman, Being Human (season 2), The Guild and others.  All I have to do now is sit naked in a bean bag eating pizza at the same time and I’ll be up to 400lbs in no time at all!  I blogged earlier in the week about the new Harry Potter trailer and how much The Last Airbender sucked.  If you’re too lazy to read (or can’t read) I recap in the podcast.  Of course if you couldn’t read then you wouldn’t have been looking for the blogs or known to read this to know to listen to the … never mind.

Anyway, turns out technology always slows us down at first, until we get used to it. Don’t believe me, check out this video of early tech support when transitioning from the scroll to the book.  Some researchers were shocked to find this out recently concerning books and the iPad/Kindle – guess they’ll never learn.

A must read is the letter from the CEO of Woot to his employees about being purchased by Amazon – it’s a hoot!

This is episode #099 for Monday, July 5, 2010 and clocked in at 31 minutes, 31 seconds.

This week Regis Jack talks about himself, rules of life, and suicide (sounds like fun, doesn’t it?)

This week I’m back to basics, whatever that means. You may find this an odd podcast experience.  It’s mostly about me, a topic I find quite interesting, but it also includes a discussion on “acedia” – which basically means I don’t care and I don’t care that I don’t care.  Then I release the Oprah (remember her from Clash of the Titans, when she rises from the water to kill everyone?) and end on a positive note – suicide – with an article and picture of Evelyn McHale after jumping from the Empire State Building in 1947.

Have fun, enjoy, don’t kill yourself.

This is episode #089 for Saturday, May 22, 2010 and clocked in at 36 minutes, 46 seconds.

This week Heidi Klum naked, music killed the video star, the Coen Brothers, A Serious Man, Astro Boy, Lesbians and a whole lot more.

This week was a bit odd.  I start out by exploring why I produce the content I produce.  I give shout outs to Leo Laporte, Adam Curry, John C Dvorak, Craig Ferguson, The Budget Geek and Deesher.  And while you may not know all of these people, you can rest assured they have influenced me significantly.  Since I patterned my attitude based on Don Rickles – this is a significant improvement.

I do manage to talk about a few movies, A Serious Man and Astro Boy.  One of these films has a plot and one does not.  One of these films has a rocket powered boy, the other does not.  One has Nick Cage, the other, sadly, did not.

I do talk about how Jason Calacanis twittered about Heidi Klum very naked, when in fact, she was just partially naked – and barely that. They are great pictures, don’t get me wrong, but she ain’t butt naked by my standards.

Somehow I manage to talk about Viacom vs YouTube, a windows 7 phone with no flash or cut and paste, the Chief Exorcist of the Vatican, facing toilets for couples and some other crap.  I do have several stories about completely ignorant people (some of them Catholics/Christians – because God loves you even if your stupid) make sure the world is safe from lesbians.  I’m not sure when they became the big threat, but I think these people need a huge foot up the ass until they can taste my toes.

Oh well, that’s all for this week – if you want more – listen to the netcast.

This is episode #084 for Monday, March 22, 2010 and clocked in at 52 minutes, 46 seconds.

This week Regis Jack talks about how his podcast can cause possible swelling of the feet and suicidal thoughts, naked men (to which I say ewwww), sex with 12,775 women, zombies have free speech and other stuff.

This weeks random picture comes from the inside of a Nascar race car.  Yes, it’s the correct orientation.  I’m assuming the gauges are like that so when they are functioning normally they all point up, so the driver can glance and know if things are good or bad.  Of course that doesn’t explain the RPM gauge, I’ll think about that for a while.

You’re so vain, I bet you think this podcast is about you.  Ok, maybe not. But I do issue a warning at the start of this podcast, of which, the entire contents of this warning can be read at the end of this post.

This was a strange episode as I bounced around, not just on my ball, but on topics – maybe that’s not strange – maybe that’s just me.  I’ll let you decide.  I talk about Craig Ferguson and his experimental show, with no audience – much like this podcast!  If you missed it, you can watch it here, it was the episode recorded on 2/23/10 (and aired on 2/24/10).  Its just him, Stephen Fry and 2 snake mugs.  Just add John Barrowman and DAMN! You’ve got yourself one hell of a show.

I talk quite a bit about Chat Roulette (the website).  I don’t include a link here; I’m sure you can find it on your own.  It’s been said it’s the future of the web, but I see it’s still the past.  Random webcams, random strangers, random crap.  Expect to see naked men (ewwwww) but also expect to find some people who aren’t rude or naked – they are civilized! OMFR! (that’s short for Oh My Fucking Regis).  It’s strange how random people can speak and see each other for just a few minutes but leave a much longer impression.  So far I’ve, listened to something called the ‘Partyboy Remix’ with some punk, talked with an actual girl for a few minutes, texted with “the King”, seen way too many gentleman’s equipment, texted with a few other people for a while.  It’s interesting, even if you only get a second before your “Nexted”.

As for news stories this week, I talk about the beautiful Madeleine Dupont from the Denmark Curling team.  I know she has an older sister Denise (who is also beautiful), but Madeleine makes curling interesting to watch.  A recent biography of Warren Beatty says he slept with 12,775 women.  That’s one woman each day for 35 years, or in his case, one women every 1.5 days since he was 18.  Of course I’m sure he’s doubled up (or more) to help give him a break.  With that much sex, I’m sure there were some duplicates, trannies, under 18 girls and such.  I mean who has time to check their id?  I talk about how this year is NOT a leap year (big shock), how Carly Simon is still alive and still so vain, I tell a bunch of really, really, really awful jokes, Jerry Springer, female only toliets, zombies with free speech, and much more.

Here is a great video of Gillian Cooke, who ripped out the ass end of her spandex bobsled suit showing her official Olympic thong (in HD).

This is episode #082 for Monday, March 1, 2010 and clocked in at 44 minutes, 05 seconds.

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