Posts Tagged ‘late late show’

 

 Standard Podcast [44:05m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about how his podcast can cause possible swelling of the feet and suicidal thoughts, naked men (to which I say ewwww), sex with 12,775 women, zombies have free speech and other stuff.

This weeks random picture comes from the inside of a Nascar race car.  Yes, it’s the correct orientation.  I’m assuming the gauges are like that so when they are functioning normally they all point up, so the driver can glance and know if things are good or bad.  Of course that doesn’t explain the RPM gauge, I’ll think about that for a while.

You’re so vain, I bet you think this podcast is about you.  Ok, maybe not. But I do issue a warning at the start of this podcast, of which, the entire contents of this warning can be read at the end of this post.

This was a strange episode as I bounced around, not just on my ball, but on topics – maybe that’s not strange – maybe that’s just me.  I’ll let you decide.  I talk about Craig Ferguson and his experimental show, with no audience – much like this podcast!  If you missed it, you can watch it here, it was the episode recorded on 2/23/10 (and aired on 2/24/10).  Its just him, Stephen Fry and 2 snake mugs.  Just add John Barrowman and DAMN! You’ve got yourself one hell of a show.

I talk quite a bit about Chat Roulette (the website).  I don’t include a link here; I’m sure you can find it on your own.  It’s been said it’s the future of the web, but I see it’s still the past.  Random webcams, random strangers, random crap.  Expect to see naked men (ewwwww) but also expect to find some people who aren’t rude or naked – they are civilized! OMFR! (that’s short for Oh My Fucking Regis).  It’s strange how random people can speak and see each other for just a few minutes but leave a much longer impression.  So far I’ve, listened to something called the ‘Partyboy Remix’ with some punk, talked with an actual girl for a few minutes, texted with “the King”, seen way too many gentleman’s equipment, texted with a few other people for a while.  It’s interesting, even if you only get a second before your “Nexted”.

As for news stories this week, I talk about the beautiful Madeleine Dupont from the Denmark Curling team.  I know she has an older sister Denise (who is also beautiful), but Madeleine makes curling interesting to watch.  A recent biography of Warren Beatty says he slept with 12,775 women.  That’s one woman each day for 35 years, or in his case, one women every 1.5 days since he was 18.  Of course I’m sure he’s doubled up (or more) to help give him a break.  With that much sex, I’m sure there were some duplicates, trannies, under 18 girls and such.  I mean who has time to check their id?  I talk about how this year is NOT a leap year (big shock), how Carly Simon is still alive and still so vain, I tell a bunch of really, really, really awful jokes, Jerry Springer, female only toliets, zombies with free speech, and much more.

Here is a great video of Gillian Cooke, who ripped out the ass end of her spandex bobsled suit showing her official Olympic thong (in HD).

This is episode #082 for Monday, March 1, 2010 and clocked in at 44 minutes, 05 seconds.

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 TRJE 072: I Am Special [42:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Drag Me to Hell, The Raimi Brothers, flash forward, So You Think You Can Dance, House, Doctor Who, a naked pumpkin run and other stuff.

As my podcast format changes, so do I.  I start off this week with a bathroom story you won’t want to miss, then move on to Drag Me To Hell, starring about 2 dozen members of the Raimi family, which I didn’t really care for.  The movie, not the Raimi family.  I mean their alright…well I think they are, I don’t really know them.

House has great writing, a great joke, but I still don’t care for the show anymore; Flash Forward takes a bad story line turn; SYTYCD should have been called So You Want to Look Like a Cheap Whore; David Tennant was on the Graham Norton show and was the ultimate Doctor Who in the new episode The Waters of Mars – which was AWESOME!

I cover a few more shows including stuff from Family Guy, Craig Ferguson, James May (Captain Slow).

Then to top it off, you get a guy with a gun in his pants, the naked mile and the naked pumpkin run, and a Bugatti Veyron crashes because some asshole can’t drive a car worth over  $1.25 million.

This is episode #072 for Tuesday, November 17, 2009 and clocked in at 42 minutes 41 seconds.

 

 TRJE 057: I Take the 5th [36:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack rants about Torchwood Children of Earth, So You Think You Can Dance, Dating in the Dark, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

The best way to watch Torchwood Children of Earth is all 5 hours marathon style! Awesome as usual – great story, great flow, great acting, John Barrowman naked – what more could you ask for?

So You Think You Can Dance is down to it’s final 4 – only 2 more episodes left – go KAYLA!  Dating in the dark is very strange reality show – don’t think I’ll watch it.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson is the best talk show on television.  I’ve also gotten an insight into how they film the show, including guests recorded at a different time – it’s cool.

The Haunting in Connecticut was a pretty decent movie – it wasn’t very memorable – but I did enjoy watching while it was on.

Don’t EVER talk to the police – Watch this video, it’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen hosted by a lawyer and a police officer.  Turns out there is NO benefit to talking to the police for ANY REASON (based on this Lawyer and Cop).  But don’t take my word for it, watch this video.

If you listen to the podcast (as if the above isn’t good enough), I talk about my fear of vending machines, my Walmart lighting experience, higher tides and aliens, westernized toliets (again) and about the great site RunPee.com – check this site out to find out when can step out of a movie and take a leak without missing anything critical.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #057 for Monday, August 3, 2009 and clocked in at 36 minutes 53 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

 

 TRJE 051: Black Phantom [40:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack rants about a lot of odd new stories, a movie, a TV show and even more stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

As usually, this show kinda goes off the track and never really returns.  Regis Jack talks about:

• Adam Lambert loses American Idol and ends up on the Cover of Rolling Stone
• Stephen Kings writes on a naked girl for Esquire
• Sarah Palin’s complete overreaction and nasty interpretation of a David Letterman joke
• Question NOT to ask your boss
• Benson as the Phantom of the Opera
• Fat Man and Circuit Girl
• Topless coffee shop burns down
• Star Wars Old Republic Trailer
• 13 year old video podcaster – Jackson at www.livingdigitally.tv/
• Death Race of BD
• Horse Feathers on DVD
• So You Think You Can Dance
• The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
• and some other crap

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #051 for Saturday, June 15, 2009 and clocked in at 40 minutes 54 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

 

 Satan's Jello Chunks 029: SnotCast [35:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Movies, TV, Digital Conversion, FaceBook Nudity and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

Ok, here is what the show kinda sounded like: Craig Ferguson (of the late late show, the best talk show on television) got married to a women named Megan.  24 starts on 1/11, BSG starts next Friday and Burn Notice starts up again 1/22.  Sasuke 21 or Ninja Warrior is the toughest challenge in existence.  Be Kind Rewind sucked on BD, Doomsday was a bad Escape from New York.  Norbit was very strange experience.

Digital TV is coming soon – but it will suck like normal TV.  Facebook is against nudity and pushing breastfeeding monthers – “breast feeding is natural and shoudl not be hidden” – I say so is peeing so let it loose baby. Topless coffee shop in Maine, crazy 21 year old woman, Sarah Palin, Muslims on a Plane and an angry 4 year old.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com (insert catchy slogan here)

This is episode #029 for Saturday, January 10, 2008 and clocked in at 35 minutes 50 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!