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 TRJE 079: Back Asswards [40:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (again), a Jolie/Lady Gaga sex romp, Moon with Sam Rockwell, Teen auctions virginity, and shoes with sperm on them (yes, I said it).

This week’s podcast may seem a bit strange, but as you can see from the picture this week (a message I received from Farmville), strange is what it’s all about.  And while my focus may have drifted during the podcast, I did manage to talk a bit more about the iPad, but don’t worry, I didn’t spend too much time on it and I’ll probably keep talking about it for the next few months until I get one.

I am going to appear at StellarCon 34 in High Point, NC on Saturday, March 6, 2010 (just in case you are reading this in 2011, just letting you know it’s this year, not next year).  And while there are a plethora of guests this year, I, unfortunately am not one of them.  But that won’t prevent me from showing up and signing autographs – just look me up.  I’ll be happy to sign most any body part (you too ladies).  The place isn’t that big, and I’ll be hard to miss.  I’ll be one of the few people dressed normally! or I’ll be in a kilt or I’ll be a Stormtrooper. Who knows!

I watched Moon with Sam Rockwell the other day.  I really like Sam Rockwell, so if he is in any movie, I’ll like it.  It’s a very strange, 2001ish movie.  And by that I mean director Duncan Jones must have watched 2001 about 2,001 times before making this film.  But still, I liked it.

I also talk about Angelina Jolie allegedly having sex with Lady Gaga – I’ll give you a minute to think about that…… ……. ……. And as if that wasn’t enough, I found a story about a guy trying to get his naked picture removed from Google Maps – which is strange as I have been trying to get my naked picture on Google Maps for years. Also, a girl auctions her virginity for tuition money (and yes it was a legal transaction), an Ohio man has sex with dead people, Australia censors demand large breasted porn stars and much more!

Oh yes, check out http://gravitydefyer.com/.  Not only does this place sell sneakers with a sperm on the side, their frickin’ logo has sperm as the G and the D.  Don’t take my word for it, take a look.  It’s unbelievably embarrassing. But think of what could be worse.  You may have ordered a pair of these shoes (they actually look cool) and it’s not until you are out with your friends when they say, “Dude, why is there sperm on your shoes?” and you’re the butt (haha) of everyone’s jokes from then on.

If you enjoy the podcast half as much as I enjoyed recording it, then I would have enjoyed it twice as much as you – I think – my math sucks.

This is episode #079 for Monday, February, 8, 2010 and clocked in at 40 minutes, 24 seconds.