Posts Tagged ‘ipad’

 

 Standard Podcast [43:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Pauly Shore, Olympic Curling, Family Guy, Palin, the iPad, Jesus and other stuff.

I don’t have a real good story about the above picture. Its a close up of my puppy.  Isn’t she cute.  Anyway…..

This weeks episode was delayed one full day because of Pauly Shore.  Not that he did anything to stop me personally, but I had tickets to go see him on Monday and wanted to be able to talk about him in the podcast, so I waited, and waited and now, here I am!!!!!!  Exciting isn’t it?  Ok, well maybe not that much, but it was great to see Pauly Shore again, the last time I saw him he was dead.  Well, not actually dead, but in “Pauly Shore is Dead”, check it out.  What was interesting was that my girlfriend had no idea who he was.  I mean come on, the weasel?  Who doesn’t know him, buuuuuuuuuddddy.

Anyway, he appeared at the local comedy zone and man was he funny.  Makes me wish he was working on Bio Dome 2.  He had 2, count them, 2 opening acts.  The first, Sandy Danto, was pretty funny.  He was great to warm up the, just started drinking crowd.  After him was Carlos Valencia.  My girlfriend didn’t find him too funny.  But then, the weasel himself appeared, sober and funny as hell.  This was the second show that night, so he was loose and screwed up a few times – but still great.

Last week was full of events in the Olympics, but I have to say I have become addicted to curling and not just because of the hot women from Denmark (although that does help), but because it is such a strange thing to watch.

I do talk about 10 things some guy from eweek.com thinks is wrong with the iPad, but I think he doesn’t understand what it is.  It’s like saying my car isn’t any good because it’s not a boat.

I do get off on a few rants about Palin, downs syndrome on Family Guy (and how there wasn’t any jokes about it), Elton John and gay Jesus, bodypainting in SI (with painted nipples and tightly closed legs), William Shatner and Tiger Woods (not as a couple, but individually) and http://8bitcollective.com/

I tell a story about Fett from my friend The budget Geek and the podcast with a disgusting story about a guy with a split tongue.

This is episode #081 for Tuesday, February 23, 2010 and clocked in at 43 minutes, 04 seconds.

 

 TRJE 078: Maxi iPad [42:18m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (and it’s subsequent religious following), real arcade games, pants on the ground, police stealing money over the smell and other stuff.

Apple announced the long awaited, but well known iPad this week.  Except for the name it’s pretty cool – I give you the good, the bad and the jokes about it.  And after that I still find some time to talk about real arcade games (like Pac-Mac, Donkey Kong, Asteroids, – you damn kids have no idea how fun those were), the song/man from “Pants On The Ground” (the AI song, not my fantasy for all women) and I found a new story about how Police “legally” acquired a million dollars from someone, just because of the smell.

All that and a few more bits on this weeks podcast.

And what the hell is that symbol on my blazer (pictured above)?  That’s the melting pattern for snow after I run the engine for a while.

Also, the iPad joke, well one of many jokes, is about the larger version coming next year, known as the Max iPad – get it? – Maxipad?  Well, just in case you wondered, I do get it, but I figured saying Maxi iPad would make people say, “Shouldn’t that be Max iPad to be funny?” and that’s my goal.  If you question it, maybe you’ll remember it and maybe you’ll remember me.

This is episode #078 for Wednesday, February 3, 2010 and clocked in at 42 minutes, 18 seconds.