Posts Tagged ‘google’

 

 TRJE 080: Rectal Itching [32:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Super Bowl commercials, the Olympic opening ceremonies, Smallville, Google Buzz, a Man Locked in a box for 30 days, a naked man in the airport, panties for charity and other stuff.

Just like like this weeks show, the picture this weeks shows a line being drawn where it damn well shouldn’t be.  I mean, what was this guy thinking?  When does it seem right to paint a new white line through parking spaces at the mall?  Anyway, this weeks show introduces my new catch phrase, “After listening to us, you’ll want to scrub yourself down like a rape victim.”  Again I say WTF?

The timing of this episode was awkward (don’t ask), but that didn’t stop me.  I start off this week with a great quote (gotta be there to hear it) and then drone on about Super Bowl commercials – and for that I have 4 words, Betty White and Abe Vigoda.  Ok, technically that’s five words, if you include “and”, but I wasn’t so nah! (I was going to stick my tongue out and go TTTTHPBT, but I didn’t know how to spell it).  Also, instead of dialing 867-5309 (which is a prime number and Jenny’s number), I learned I can call Barney Stinson at 1-877-987-6401.

Back in the day, I started to watch Smallville.  But because it sucked, I stopped watching it and have only seen a few episodes.  I was surprised to find it was still on the air – but a friend of mine recommended watching because Daniel Jackson, my favorite Star Gater, was playing Hawkman in a Justice League style episode.  Very cool, if they kept up with that plot line, I’d probably keep watching.  Of course seeing Lois as a Stormtrooper (in the next episode) was definitely cool, even though her trooper armor sucked.

The Olympic ceremonies were very good this year, despite the fact of the malfunction at the very end when trying to light the torch – although it cannot measure up to China’s in the previous summer Olympics.

You will also learn this week that Google Buzz is more of a fizzle, there is no Saguaro in Texas (I thank the Rev Horton Heat for that info), and my new paper iPad is much better than the up and coming Apple device.

It turns out we won’t need security if more people ran around naked at the airport (no where to hide weapons, well not big ones), but we will if I put a sticky note on my monitor at work that says, “Don’t kill ALL of your coworkers”.  I also learned that Olympian, Hannah Teter, is selling her panties for charity.  Not the ones she is wearing, much to my chagrin, but a line of clothing.

And last but not least I talk about a man who is going to lock himself in a box for 30 days, 30 pounds of pot in Jesus pictures, electronic cigarette that are like sucking on antifreeze and that meal taste in your mouth may be from rectal itching.

This is episode #080 for Monday, February 15, 2010 and clocked in at 32 minutes, 48 seconds.

 

 TRJE 036: Times Square, Urine, and Snow [35:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack rants about BSG, Batman, Obama, Dane Golden, and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

The new BSG, “Someone to Watch Over Me” deals with daddy issues and more cylon music.  The latest Batman still sucked (no matter what the Oscars say) and Obama promises the fix the world.  Dane Golden is the man behind Leo Laporte (well the rent boy for Leo) and Sara Rue is hot, no matter what size she is wearing this year.

Somewhere along they way I talk about advertising, e-cigarettes, Google and the long lost movie “The Day The Clown Cried”.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #036 for Saturday, February 28, 2009 and clocked in at 35 minutes 51 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

 

 Satan's Jello Chunks 032: Moisten [35:51m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about American Idol, Dr Horrible, BSG, the Genetic Opera and whatever else he damn well wants to talk about.

*** Show Notes ***

Turns out Simon is not the only mean judge on American Idol – turn out new judge Kara says the meanest thing of all! If you haven’t seen Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog – you MUST SEE IT – Neil Patrick Harris is Legen… wait for it… dary.  BSG this week stars: Kara as shoot first, second, then ask questions, Gaita as the gimp leader, and Daddy Adama going down with the ship and old one eye.  Repo the Genetic Opera was just as expected on DVD – great!  Of course I talk about other stuff, like the Google van that killed a deer, but you have to listen to hear the rest.

Check out Dick DeBartolo at gizwiz.biz.  He has been Mad magazine’s maddest writer for 40 years.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #032 for Saturday, January 31, 2008 and clocked in at 35 minutes 50 seconds. For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!

 

 Satan's Jello Chunks 011: More Stuff: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Movies, TV, sexual harassment at work, P Diddy needs gas and other stuff.

*** Show Notes ***

DVD Reviews – Alien vs Predator 2, No Country for Old Men and the Tracy Fragments; TV Show Spotlight (GOP and Atlantis); Sexual Harassment at work – NOT the how to guide; Diddy Need Gas; The Android Phone and Google Stuff.

And as always, we thank our sponsor RegisJack.com – BUY SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!

This is episode #011 for Saturday, September 13, 2008 and clocked in at 32 minutes 45 seconds.  For podcast subscription information (aka RSS feed) – click here!