Q: Is it true your girlfriend is awesome?
A: Yes.

Q: Does it bother you that you do a podcast and write a blog and absolutely no one reads or listens to you?
A: yes.

Q: Who are your major influences?
A: I’m influenced by pretty much everyone I come in contact with.  My major influence in life has always Don Rickles, which explains why I don’t have many friends.  Leo Lapore, the Cheif TWIT, has been a major force in the podcast.  If it weren’t for him, I would be keeping my opinions to my blog only.  Adam Curry has fueled my conspiracy talk, John C Dvorak is my inspiration for being an old man, Craig Ferguson had brought out my vulgar lounge entertainer side and nudity itself is my inspiration for everything else.

Q: What skills do you need to be a podcaster?
A: #1 you need a big mouth, #2 you have to love to hear yourself talk, #3 don’t care what other people think of you, and #4 a Mac (you can have a PC, but the Mac makes it easier!)

Q: Who often do you do a podcast?
A: I podcast in my head each and every day, but a only record one episode each weekend and release it to the public on the following Monday (or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or not at all!)

Q: What do you wear under your kilt?
A: Why are you asking?  Do you want to know how quickly you could get to my junk?