We, is really me, my multiple personalities, my penis, my life partner (who’s a girl, not a guy – not that I’m concerned about being labled as gay – I just don’t want you thinking my girl has penis – not that there is anything wrong with a girl with a penis – I’m just saying she will be pissed if I… nevermind, I’ll shut up now) and my close friends (who inspire and participate).

I have years of expertise in schmoozing, complaining, joking, rough housing, and being a general quick-witted smart-ass. I can talk, joke, debate, trade insults and provide general camaraderie for hours to absolutely anyone. This makes me very entertaining at parties, tea-parties, garden parties, surprise parties, festivals, receptions, celebrations, jubilees, commemorations, anniversaries, weddings, bonfires, inaugurations, coronations and, of course, podcasts.

As a team we are known as “The Regis Jack Experience”; where we express ourselves as arrogant, impulsive, emotional, unstable and obscene – just as God intended.