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This week Regis Jack talks about how his podcast can cause possible swelling of the feet and suicidal thoughts, naked men (to which I say ewwww), sex with 12,775 women, zombies have free speech and other stuff.

This weeks random picture comes from the inside of a Nascar race car.  Yes, it’s the correct orientation.  I’m assuming the gauges are like that so when they are functioning normally they all point up, so the driver can glance and know if things are good or bad.  Of course that doesn’t explain the RPM gauge, I’ll think about that for a while.

You’re so vain, I bet you think this podcast is about you.  Ok, maybe not. But I do issue a warning at the start of this podcast, of which, the entire contents of this warning can be read at the end of this post.

This was a strange episode as I bounced around, not just on my ball, but on topics – maybe that’s not strange – maybe that’s just me.  I’ll let you decide.  I talk about Craig Ferguson and his experimental show, with no audience – much like this podcast!  If you missed it, you can watch it here, it was the episode recorded on 2/23/10 (and aired on 2/24/10).  Its just him, Stephen Fry and 2 snake mugs.  Just add John Barrowman and DAMN! You’ve got yourself one hell of a show.

I talk quite a bit about Chat Roulette (the website).  I don’t include a link here; I’m sure you can find it on your own.  It’s been said it’s the future of the web, but I see it’s still the past.  Random webcams, random strangers, random crap.  Expect to see naked men (ewwwww) but also expect to find some people who aren’t rude or naked – they are civilized! OMFR! (that’s short for Oh My Fucking Regis).  It’s strange how random people can speak and see each other for just a few minutes but leave a much longer impression.  So far I’ve, listened to something called the ‘Partyboy Remix’ with some punk, talked with an actual girl for a few minutes, texted with “the King”, seen way too many gentleman’s equipment, texted with a few other people for a while.  It’s interesting, even if you only get a second before your “Nexted”.

As for news stories this week, I talk about the beautiful Madeleine Dupont from the Denmark Curling team.  I know she has an older sister Denise (who is also beautiful), but Madeleine makes curling interesting to watch.  A recent biography of Warren Beatty says he slept with 12,775 women.  That’s one woman each day for 35 years, or in his case, one women every 1.5 days since he was 18.  Of course I’m sure he’s doubled up (or more) to help give him a break.  With that much sex, I’m sure there were some duplicates, trannies, under 18 girls and such.  I mean who has time to check their id?  I talk about how this year is NOT a leap year (big shock), how Carly Simon is still alive and still so vain, I tell a bunch of really, really, really awful jokes, Jerry Springer, female only toliets, zombies with free speech, and much more.

Here is a great video of Gillian Cooke, who ripped out the ass end of her spandex bobsled suit showing her official Olympic thong (in HD).

This is episode #082 for Monday, March 1, 2010 and clocked in at 44 minutes, 05 seconds.

Warning: Listening to this podcast can cause serious problems.  Please stop listening to this podcast and call your doctor right away if you have any signs of a serious allergic reaction, such as:
•    Swelling of your face, mouth, lips, gums, tongue or neck
•    Have any trouble breathing
•    Rash, hives or blisters

Also, like my blog and other writings, this podcast may cause suicidal thoughts or actions in a very small number of people (approx 1 in 500).

Call your doctor right away if you have any symptoms, especially if they are new, worse or worry you, including:
•    New or worsening depression
•    Suicidal thoughts or actions
•    Unusual changes in mood or behavior

This podcast may cause swelling of your hands, legs and feet.
This podcast may cause dizziness or sleepiness.

Do not drive a car, work with machines, or do other dangerous things until you know how this podcast affects you.

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