TRJE 079: Back Asswards [40:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (again), a Jolie/Lady Gaga sex romp, Moon with Sam Rockwell, Teen auctions virginity, and shoes with sperm on them (yes, I said it).

This week’s podcast may seem a bit strange, but as you can see from the picture this week (a message I received from Farmville), strange is what it’s all about.  And while my focus may have drifted during the podcast, I did manage to talk a bit more about the iPad, but don’t worry, I didn’t spend too much time on it and I’ll probably keep talking about it for the next few months until I get one.

I am going to appear at StellarCon 34 in High Point, NC on Saturday, March 6, 2010 (just in case you are reading this in 2011, just letting you know it’s this year, not next year).  And while there are a plethora of guests this year, I, unfortunately am not one of them.  But that won’t prevent me from showing up and signing autographs – just look me up.  I’ll be happy to sign most any body part (you too ladies).  The place isn’t that big, and I’ll be hard to miss.  I’ll be one of the few people dressed normally! or I’ll be in a kilt or I’ll be a Stormtrooper. Who knows!

I watched Moon with Sam Rockwell the other day.  I really like Sam Rockwell, so if he is in any movie, I’ll like it.  It’s a very strange, 2001ish movie.  And by that I mean director Duncan Jones must have watched 2001 about 2,001 times before making this film.  But still, I liked it.

I also talk about Angelina Jolie allegedly having sex with Lady Gaga – I’ll give you a minute to think about that…… ……. ……. And as if that wasn’t enough, I found a story about a guy trying to get his naked picture removed from Google Maps – which is strange as I have been trying to get my naked picture on Google Maps for years. Also, a girl auctions her virginity for tuition money (and yes it was a legal transaction), an Ohio man has sex with dead people, Australia censors demand large breasted porn stars and much more!

Oh yes, check out http://gravitydefyer.com/.  Not only does this place sell sneakers with a sperm on the side, their frickin’ logo has sperm as the G and the D.  Don’t take my word for it, take a look.  It’s unbelievably embarrassing. But think of what could be worse.  You may have ordered a pair of these shoes (they actually look cool) and it’s not until you are out with your friends when they say, “Dude, why is there sperm on your shoes?” and you’re the butt (haha) of everyone’s jokes from then on.

If you enjoy the podcast half as much as I enjoyed recording it, then I would have enjoyed it twice as much as you – I think – my math sucks.

This is episode #079 for Monday, February, 8, 2010 and clocked in at 40 minutes, 24 seconds.

 

 TRJE 078: Maxi iPad [42:18m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about the iPad (and it’s subsequent religious following), real arcade games, pants on the ground, police stealing money over the smell and other stuff.

Apple announced the long awaited, but well known iPad this week.  Except for the name it’s pretty cool – I give you the good, the bad and the jokes about it.  And after that I still find some time to talk about real arcade games (like Pac-Mac, Donkey Kong, Asteroids, – you damn kids have no idea how fun those were), the song/man from “Pants On The Ground” (the AI song, not my fantasy for all women) and I found a new story about how Police “legally” acquired a million dollars from someone, just because of the smell.

All that and a few more bits on this weeks podcast.

And what the hell is that symbol on my blazer (pictured above)?  That’s the melting pattern for snow after I run the engine for a while.

Also, the iPad joke, well one of many jokes, is about the larger version coming next year, known as the Max iPad – get it? – Maxipad?  Well, just in case you wondered, I do get it, but I figured saying Maxi iPad would make people say, “Shouldn’t that be Max iPad to be funny?” and that’s my goal.  If you question it, maybe you’ll remember it and maybe you’ll remember me.

This is episode #078 for Wednesday, February 3, 2010 and clocked in at 42 minutes, 18 seconds.

 

 TRJE 077: Taking It Back [34:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about a lot of crap, tells some stories, teaches about nuclear radiation and does some soul searching.

After last weeks episode, I decided to get back to my roots.  This includes talking about a lot of crap, telling a few stories (about web sites and how every loser can get one and a place called fantasy massage) and learning about nuclear radiation (because I’m withing 6 miles of growing a third penis).

This is episode #077 for Monday, January 25, 2010 and clocked in at 34 minutes, 32 seconds.

 

 TRJE 076: ADH What? [44:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about Avatar (haven’t seen it), the Opera Carmen (in HD), the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, nude girl on a bike and other stuff.

This episode is hopefully the reboot of the podcast this year, after this you will hear week after week of painfully amateurish audio and creepily perverted ideas.

This week I talk about my trip to the local theater to see The Metropolitan Opera’s Production of Carmen in HD, the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Avatar (even though I have NOT seen it yet), Peter Sellers (briefly), a nude girl on a bike (my personal favorite), a nude model unphotoshoped (another favorite of mine) and flasher hit by a car and a bunch of other stuff.

This is episode #076 for Monday, January 18, 2010 and clocked in at 44 minutes 24 seconds.

 

 TRJE 075: Aftermath [37:19m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Regis Jack talks about 2010, Dexter, Doctor Who, Glee and other stuff.

I’m BACK! This is the first podcast of the new year and a sign that I am NOT down and out.  I’m still in the podcast game.  This week is pretty simple.  I briefly talk about 2010 (aka oh-ten, 2,000 and 10, Twenty-Ten, Frodo or whatever you call it), then on to Dexter (awesome finale), Glee (awesome finale), Doctor Who (awesome finale) – with the death of the Doctor and final show for David Tennant, the 1971 movie Butterflies are Free (with a HOT HOT HOT Goldie Hawn in her underwear) and I finish up talking about my previous ren faire experiences.

That’s it this week – enjoy, tell your friends, try the veal.  Actually don’t try the veal.  It was a joke.  Try a salad.

This is episode #075 for Tuesday, January 5, 2010 and clocked in at 37 minutes 19 seconds.